Pumping the Midnight Iron

Masturbating.

Man, it's been a rough night. Time to go pumping the midnight iron.

by Garreth Gobblecoque October 23, 2008

pumping the brakes

A series of multiple semi-controlled farts. With each release, the flatulent person progressively approaches an accidental shart.

Dude1's ass: *Fart* *Fart* *Fart* *Fart*
Dude2: "What the fuck! It smells like you shit yourself!"
Dude1: "We good, just pumping the brakes."

by drenath December 20, 2018

Plimping

Going for, asking for, or promoting something wanted.

I'm plimping for a new car for graduation.
He was plimping for an extension of time on the project deadline.

by Haiku_Bandit October 7, 2009

Face Pumping

Face Pumping

The act of seriously intense fist pumping to the extreme where it is contagious to the whole body..

Face Pumping

When fist pumping just isn't enough...you face pump.

by tantrum26 May 21, 2011

revenue-pumping-whore

a traffic cop who actively produce ticketed fines for refractions, regardless as to how minuscule they may be, in order to increase his statistics in upholding regulations and the funding of city municipals.

Yesterday a revenue-pumping-whore ticketed me for J-walking, simply 'cause I crossed the street after the warning light was flashing red!

by JasperIsDead July 29, 2012

seive pumping

This is when a man ejaculates over a woman’s face through a kitchen sieve. The cum is then evenly distributed over said woman’s face (SP)

You have a face that looks like it needs a good seive pumping

by Jessjo83 January 10, 2018

pumping the rump

having anal sex with your female boss

analbuttsexbosspumping the rump

by horny coworker April 26, 2014