Beavered pitch 

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.

That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.

Beavered pitch by Qoven_Marinade February 9, 2019

Fuckin' Pitch 

very stupid, very brainless

You Fuckin' Pitch what did I do to you?

Fuckin' Pitch by Sulaimen February 5, 2021

Resting pitch face 

a sullen or uninterested expression attributed to or unconsciously adopted by a sports person during a match

"Anthony Martial has such a resting pitch face!"

Resting pitch face by Matt Windle poet March 7, 2021

Nitro_Pitch

Although they can be clingy and irritable at times, Nitro is a very good friend to have. They may be going through some things but please be kind to them. Nitro is still a small bean that needs protection

“Hey, did you see Nitro’s video?”

“Who’s that?”
“Nitro_Pitch is a Tik toker! They make good content!”

Nitro_Pitch by Demi_Beanie June 15, 2021

Viral Pitch 

That one partner who brings your wildest brand fantasies to life.

In the season of weddings, get hitched to the idea of going VIRAL with Viral Pitch

Viral Pitch by ViralPitch November 24, 2021

tovalaball pitch 

An extremely rare and highly coveted pitch only thrown by the highest IQ pitchers in the league. Sources say that the tovalaball windup takes around 10 minutes, but recorded speeds on the tovalaball have measured in the 300-350 mph range. It's movement is reminiscient of a slider and slurve but actually rises upwards towards the end. To this day, only 2 tovalaball pitches have ever been thrown due to the exacerbating toll it takes on whoever dares to throw it, even though the pitch practically throws itself.

give em' the tovalaball pitch

tovalaball pitch by slant :o July 2, 2022

short pitch bitch 

a bitch who prefers men with small genatalia

Dude 1: I can't believe Jenna is dating Joseph
Dude 2: Yeah, it's cause I heard she's a short pitch bitch

short pitch bitch by Mr. Dumber November 17, 2022