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pistoche

The booz🍻. The good stuff. Imma drink so much pistoche imma get drunk.
“Who’s gonna bring the pistoche.”
“Imma go get it with my fake ID
How much pistoche did you get?”
“I bought 50 cheluskis”
by Pene violado January 30, 2021
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pistolo

a guy who cant get us
timbron: pistolo cant get us
jim:HE CAN GET US DUMBASS
by lakakakaka November 2, 2022
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Carlos Pistolero

One of the sickest guitarists of our time. Was not acknowledged for his skills until the founding of his current band, Pistoleros. He has much potential and the world should watch out for him.. they may not be ready.
"Your guitar skills are sick. But you're nothing compared to Carlos Pistolero"
by Sammy Whammy May 13, 2008
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O_Pisto

a.k.a Oscar Pistorius someone

1. When you're girlfriend has made plans for the evening, not knowing that you have already made other plans. She tries to convince you to cancel and do what she wants, but you shoot her down (figurative).

2.To shoot your girlfriend with a gun while comfortably seated (literal).
She bought Maroon 5 tickets for the same night i got these tickets for the Lakers game. I had to O_Pisto that!

Fifteen hours in the office and all i wanted was a hot meal. I came home and there was no meal so I reclined on the couch completely famished. I was ticked off I O_Pisto'd her.
by Slash_McGurt February 20, 2013
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Key pistol

A ring of keys that most custodial engineers wear as to intimidate others.
Melvin has the biggest key pistol in the county, he is head custodian at the college. Nobody will challenge his know how.. Quite frankly he's the go too guy !!
by Petesbeeps July 11, 2017
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Milk pistol

Billy: I have a gun, do you want to see it?
Sallie: Sure, what kind is it?
Billy: It's a Milk pistol. Sometimes it takes kinda long to shoot, but I think you'll be ok. Let me show you how it works.
by HonkeyDonkeyDoo March 13, 2018
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sex pistols

An amazing 70s punk band thats members included John Lydon aka Johnny Rotten, the singer - an artistic, yet brilliant, anarchist who was all about having his own style; Steve Jones, the guitarist - an ex-burglar who only cared about getting laid; Paul Cook, the drummer - a timid longtime friend of Steve Jones; and Glenn Matlock, the bassist - a mama's boy Beatles fan. Matlock was eventually replaced with Rotten's old friend and the Sex Pistols' biggest fan John Simon Ritchie also known as Sid Vicious. Vicious's bass skills were limited, because he taught himself one night while on speed, playing with a Ramones album. After meeting Nancy Spungeon, Vicious became a herion addict, and after Nancy's murder, Vicious was to blame, although most believe Vicious was innocent. Vicious died of an overdose just several months after Nancy's murder.

R. I. P. Sid Vicious
(May 10, 1956 - February 2, 1979)
"I am an Anti-Christ, I am an Anarchist," Anarchy In The UK - The first song written by Johnny Rotten.
by Effing Holly February 13, 2005
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