Plumber Night

Any night that you have extensive sexual intercourse with no ejaculation. Named after the situation frequently found when you order a plumber: you stay in all day, and nobody comes.

Bob: Kelly came round last night.
Roger: I take it you left her looking like a Painter's Radio?
Bob: I couldn't get that far mate. Neither could she.
Roger: Ah, sounds like you had a Plumber Night.
Bob: You know all the cool sexual pseudonyms.

by CageFightingBlogger November 30, 2010

plumber's nightmare

A worst case situation for a plumber, on a job with no tea, coffee or biscuits supplied by an unthinking householder.

Fuck these people, no tea all day it's a plumber's nightmare, I will go and piss in their water tank.

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching May 1, 2012

Boston Plumber

The act of sexual intercourse with a woman during her menses without first removing her tampon in an effort to make “clean up” faster and easier. Typically accompanied by a distinctive “plunging” sound.

We only had five minutes before her mother arrived with the turkley, so I grabbed a beer and gave her a Boston Plumber.

by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010

Plumbers Crack

A group of superior individuals that make up the team Krakow Plumbers Crack in Goallineblitz..known for their witty remarks in league forums and dotball dominance

Hey did ya see the Cobra Kai got their leg swept by the Plumbers Crack

by ROYALCHEDDAR February 7, 2010

Plumber Snake

The Plumber Snake is a situation where one person is giving another person a blowjob and the recipient begins to vomit as the giver is ejaculating in the other's mouth.

You surely may come upon videos that demonstrate the concept behind the definition of the Plumber Snake.

by Varkalas D`Lonovan November 5, 2007

The plumber

When engaging in sexual inter course, you take laxatives and shit in a funnel, with the funnel inside their anus. After the funnel is empty, you thrust your genetalia into their anus. This is called the plumber.

Nice the plumber.

by itchygirl123 March 27, 2019

butt plumber

When your making out with a girl you throw her on the ground and ram a plunger into her ass

That bitch is tired? Ima go butt plumber on her.

by masta d March 5, 2003