poosterbaterprocrastinator

similar to Poopsterprocrasturbation but sounds better. means to poop and wank simultaneously when you have to do something more impotent to do

hi sol im a poosterbaterprocrastinator and proud

by moppalady February 1, 2014

Poster Pussy

(Noun) - someone who is in love or infatuated with a main character after watching the movie once.
They continue to show affections for that character, but it is only in the moment of after the movie.

"Oh my gosh, Paul Rudd was so good in Ant-Man, I love him!"
"You're such a poster pussy, you never thought he was cute until that movie."
"So?"

by qjuiq99 August 22, 2015

posterbation

When you get excessive joy over your own post on Facebook. I've "posterbated" in a way, I suppose, by using joint-posts (posting two characters in one post) or by having multiple characters in a thread (in a case in which they would have to interact), but that's not deceiving or even done for my own entertainment. I do that because it's necessary for the scene/plot/etc. Because I'm both a writer outside of roleplaying and an avid roleplayer, I don't find it to be difficult at all to write my own characters' interactions with each other.

Mike was so excited about his post on Facebook that he started into some posterbation, laughing and running around.

by Jay Loves Money December 6, 2016

poster

Someone who uses his calve muscles to push himself through the air, making contact with another human being to throw aggressively a round object in a diameter of about a foot and a half. This action is usually followed by a loud scream coming from the person who performed the action and from the crowd. To perform the action, the attendant must have a certain amount of impulse in his legs, witch is more frequently described as "bunnies".

WOOOOH! Westbrook with the POSTER!

by GG yungboi February 12, 2018

poster kid

Teenagers/young adults who may have earlier identified themselves as punk, emo, scene, or a mixture of those based on the bands they listened to from 2003-2009 that grew Van’s Warped Tour 2005 to its ultimate success headlining My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Thrice, Motion City Soundtrack, Avenged Sevenfold, etc.

I was a total poster kid in high school

by inxthisxlove June 21, 2018

Postergeist

Someone who is a serial social media poster. They post all over the place on every board, every page, and reply to as many comments and posts as they can to the point where they end up most of the time annoying people.

Why is my phone blowing up with so many notifications at once?
Ah it must be a postergeist.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

pooster

The word Mr. Bob's mother made him use as a child, in place of the word "fart"

It smells bad in here, who poostered?

by Kaplopache January 4, 2019