Piometry

The use of art to creatively depict the number π to make it appear like porn math to an oft-innumerate public—when the most famous constant in mathematics looks pleasing to their naked eye albeit it is probably not so to their mind’s eye.

Even mathophobic artists couldn’t resist from indulging in some piometry every now and then to give their audience a faux appreciation of numerical or symbolic elegance.

by MathPlus April 21, 2021

pomegranate tiger

When you hollow out the core of a pomegranate to jerk off, but first use painters tape to make tiger stripes on your dick. After jerking off and you peel off the tape, you have a pomegranate tiger striped dick.

Ladies out of town? Time for a pomegranate tiger.

by Notorious Biagi January 22, 2014

pyometra

pyometra: an accumulation of pus in the uterine cavity of an animal

pyometra:
Infection in uterine cavity of animals.

by meat cooker April 6, 2014

Poomergency

Intense George's/ diarrhea shits that inevitably happen right after you leave a restaurant and get stuck in gridlocked traffic

As soon as we left China Buffet, dad had a Poomergency so bad that he left the car running Ina traffic jam to look for a bathroom and I had to take the wheel.

by Ms.nursing December 1, 2015

Promegle

(n.) The app version of Omegle. Available wherever pedo-breeding ground and furry roleplaying apps are sold.

Promegle: Omegle, but for PROS!!!
Pedos: Yay!
Furries: Yay!
Hetalia fans: Yay!
Lonely people: Yay!
Whores: Yay!
Everyone else: ...

by GilbertAwesomeBeilschmidt January 11, 2017

Pome meta

Another term of jacking off

J pome metaed

by Jkihave May 17, 2017

Poomerang

When you boomerang (TM) your poop so it looks like you have ultimate colon-sphincter coordination and can suck the turtle head back inside after its poked out.

Oh my Gods Diego! Did you just poomerang me?!

by brownsource July 10, 2017