Peter

A person who usually likes to jack off to midget and foot fettish porn

Extremley picky but sometimes "nice". If you have a Peter, well good luck befriending him. They're real animals!
"That little dipshit must be a Peter"

"You Peter"
by UrbanChunky December 11, 2016
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Peter

Something you call someone if they are being a dick/retarded.
That guy is being a total Peter!
by SlipperSnake July 22, 2017
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Peter

A guy that is ugly skinny tall and has a REALLY BIG FAT HEAD and that stares at people's boobs, ass etc. he also has very bad acne
Hey peter you have a lot of ACNE

Ewww why is he starying at my butt
Omg he's looking at my boobs!
by Katrasket April 24, 2017
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The missing guy from the sex offender shuffle. He is likely to take your girl... against her will. His skin is slightly green. Peter is super tall. Peter is Italian and his favorite food is your girlfriend pussy
Oh my god. Watch out for peter, or he might harass you in your sleep
by OmgFanclub100 fanclub February 16, 2020
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Easily one of the greatest human beings alive. Very talented, stunning, I swear he has a 6 pack or something. Homeboy is not gassed up at all, but he has the right to be, because he's incredible. If you don't know Peter, I feel really sorry for you. Smart dude, talented musician, just all around fantastic guy.
Person 1: Hey, did you see Peter?
Person 2: OBVIOUSLY. Who hasn't? Those who haven't are missing out!
by Snapple.d.app December 11, 2018
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You’d think that Peter cannot exist, cause he’s so beyond perfect. You know when you read about great romances and perfect guys in books and want that feeling so badly, but in reality boys suck. And just when you giving up on that fabled love, there comes Peter. Every girl’s dream, the perfect boyfriend material. The sweetest, most special guy you’ll ever meet. He’s so easy to talk to, can always make you laugh, and just always knows the right thing to say, like he has a special talent to use the perfect words in every situation. And most importantly: when he’s around you, you feel incredibly loved. He sees the value in you that you didn’t even know existed. Not to mention that he’s that artistic type of guy who you’ll immediately fall in love with. Honestly, he’s the most attractive man you’ll ever meet... He has big dreams, but always has a plan to make them come true. So if you find your Peter, never let him go! And feel extremely lucky to have one.
If only I would meet my Peter!
by Lusszii January 02, 2021
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Peter is a person with a arowsingly large penis
by Sommer hunt February 06, 2019
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