PEST

A standard girl at Bournemouth university who loves her house music and goes by the name of katie.. she will find you on tinder and start the PESTING, the art of Flirting with an obvious attempt to get you into her lair so that she can do unsightly things to you. Normally she will do this for free but sometimes you will end up paying for it with mental and physical scars. Be aware of the PEST beast as this will be heading your way if you LIKE her on tinder, you have been warned.

Tinder Pest Pesting Bournemouth university katie Bournemouth

by PromoBarry January 29, 2014

Pessi

The finished player that plays in an aldi door dash uber eats league PSG and fraudulently robs individual awards and ballon dors. He cannot score a single non tap in without Xavi and iniesta on his team. He never shows up in big matches and commonly ghosts while goatnaldo is scoring hattricks. Pessi can only win major trophys with VARgenFIFA. He fruaduantly won the world cup with penalties and was carried by the other goat dybala.

Did you see that world cup match yesterday?
Yes, Pessi missed a pen.

by leyemster March 1, 2023

pester pipe

Your dick, when used in a pestering manner.

Like when your pestering your wife or your bitch for sex. You take it out and start smackin their ass or the their leg.

"Put that damn pester pipe away!! I'm tired."

by deep January 2, 2005

pessage

The act of giving a pleasurable massage with an erect penis.

"Honey I have had a bad day, can a get a pessage while cathing up on my soaps."

by Penny Willow July 23, 2007

pessary

(n. obs.) A medicated vaginal suppository or a contraceptive diaphragm.

I'll be right back to bed, sweetheart... I have to put a pessary in my pussy.

by Robert E. Porter December 9, 2008

Pessoll

A man of seemingly no common sense. He will spill the beans on your most intimate secrets the first oppurtunity he gets and proceed to moan uncontrollably should you confront him on this.

Person A: Dave Just told the whole class about that night with the horse!

Person B: I tried to warn you! He's such a Pessoll

by UnknownQuantity January 16, 2009

pessimissbitch

A depress person who will do anything to disrupt a successful movement. A loser who don't like looking at other people succeed.

John is a pessimissbitch because he hate to see other people doing good in the world.

by Lindell November 18, 2010