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period cramps 

When it’s that time of the month for lady’s and you get cramps that feel like somebody is kicking you in the freakin stomach repeatedly and you don’t want to do anything because your in so much pain because Mother Nature decide to give women periods and not men and if even one man says “is it that time of the month again” you want to kick him repeatedly
I have period cramps so if I leave you unread that’s why
period cramps by Thepig04 June 27, 2018
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1: a specified amount of time
2: a window of time that a woman experiences agony in their unchartered territory and can last long, usually noticed by blood stains because the vagina is leaking blood

3: ... a dot terminating the sentence
1: there's only a period of time before some strange thing happens
2: Why is there blood coming out of me? i did not cout myself... oh shit... my period... ... ... ...AUGHHHH!!!
3: WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT A PERIOD IS A SIMPLE DOT!?!
Period by your best idiot April 14, 2010

The Sandman Period

The time period when you wanna fall back asleep right after waking up from a nap.
The key to a quick siesta is conquering the sandman period
When you stating facts or some real shit 🤪
“Girl that nigga ain’t shit”
“Period sis❗️“
Period by IssaSack March 13, 2020

period pooh

sum stupid shit bitches came up with
niggas ain’t shit”
omg period pooh”
period pooh by fatcunt101 May 22, 2019

period cramps 

when it’s that time of the month and you feel like someone is quite literally stabbing you with a fucking knife into your uterus and it makes you want to punch the first person you see
i’m on my period and these period cramps make me want to throw myself off a cliff

sexual refractory period 

The ~15 minutes a male has following an orgasm where all his thoughts are clear.
He knew as soon as he entered the sexual refractory period that he had made a horrible, horrible mistake.