NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PENILE TRUST FALL!
This is the situation where there is a wooka wooka followed by a horrible cracking sound as the member strikes something it was not intended to.
Norbert: Wooka wooka babah….. (CRAAAACK!) Aaaaaaaaggghhhg!
Jimmy: Dangnoodle Nobert you’ve thrust into my diamond plated solar toaster and toothbrush combo set brah. Didja crackawillie?
Norbert: I must never trust thrust again my babah. I must get a fixawillie kit before I bleed out all of my life force.
Jimmy: Bet
This is the situation where there is a wooka wooka followed by a horrible cracking sound as the member strikes something it was not intended to.
Norbert: Wooka wooka babah….. (CRAAAACK!) Aaaaaaaaggghhhg!
Jimmy: Dangnoodle Nobert you’ve thrust into my diamond plated solar toaster and toothbrush combo set brah. Didja crackawillie?
Norbert: I must never trust thrust again my babah. I must get a fixawillie kit before I bleed out all of my life force.
Jimmy: Bet
See dat boy up in this bitch? He waz all like yo yo yo, but nah he ain’t got no play cuz he pulled a penile trust fail now he’s got a cracked willie.
by Ka05mau5 May 4, 2023
Get the penile trust failmug. A very painful game consisting of two or more male players. Each player puts their penis in between two closing pressure plates and play a game of chicken, last to remove their penis from the contraption of doom wins. Not recommended for any sane male that values their genitals.
by CrazeWay July 18, 2019
Get the Penile Pressure Platemug. This is when you are poised over a waiting hole and you yell “woooka wooka trust me babah” then thrust forward with all your strength. Your member lodged deeply within the hole the recipient will likely scream gasp or pass out briefly then be transported to nirvana where they will be instantly given orgasmic bliss and never again will they be subjects to complaints about the price of corn or the availability of oat derivatives used in the production of goat or duck semen.
Ed: I’m not ready for this
Joe: WOOKA WOOKA BABAH
ED: aaaaaaaarrerggghhh that hurts omg! Omg! I can’t …….. ooooh I’ve reached nirvana and suddenly I’m no longer concerned with my goat semen supply chain. Deeper! Deeper!
Joe: hell yes! Ima give you another penile trust fall when I reload my sac!
Ed: this is love.
Joe: WOOKA WOOKA BABAH
ED: aaaaaaaarrerggghhh that hurts omg! Omg! I can’t …….. ooooh I’ve reached nirvana and suddenly I’m no longer concerned with my goat semen supply chain. Deeper! Deeper!
Joe: hell yes! Ima give you another penile trust fall when I reload my sac!
Ed: this is love.
by Ka05mau5 April 22, 2023
Get the penile trust fallmug. These are normal small white bumps that sometimes occur around the rim of the head of the penis on uncircumcised guys. They call them "pleasure bumps" and say they are really sensitive.
by dillaboi6 January 4, 2012
Get the pearly penile papulesmug. When you're having anal sex with a female and you get erectile dysfunction during intercourse and your dick goes into the shape of a square and when you pull it out the tip is covered in shit looking like a slice of chocolate flapjack
I had anal for the first time last night and when I pulled out I went full penile chocolate flapjack
by Fuckknuckles November 4, 2016
Get the PENILE CHOCOLATE FLAPJACKmug. To get bit in the family jewels by an angry "male" dog. It could range from a chiuhuhua to a German Shepherd
A man was walking around naked, my neighborhood and a German shepherd bit off his family jewels and ate them.
by Saints October 4, 2004
Get the Penile dog bitemug. 1. An anal retentive tool. A douche bag, but not in the literal sense. An uptight, tight-wad sleeze.
by Ashen Skies. September 20, 2003
Get the penile poppermug.