pexting

to consume pink pills and send text messages, typically clonazepam or derivative of opiates.

awww shiiit... that crazy-ass stalker is pexting me again!!!

by big dizzel February 4, 2010

pertinent

To post things that are not relevant. People named Gracie know this best

Refer to what Gracie says, Pertinent

by Krjsudhdheudh November 1, 2015

petting

playing with hair of a woman or man but not sex

brad is petting Angelina.

by kama420 July 30, 2015

petting larceny

Stealing something from a person while kissing them

He was making out with this hot girl, then he found his wallet was gone.
That's petting larceny, man!

by Jon Osenada December 15, 2012

heavy petting

Having sex without penetration; where the penis only touches the vagina but does not enter it.

Kyle was heavy petting her last night.

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by Doesnt Matter July 3, 2003

Peeting

The act of washing you armpits with your own feet.

'I was in the bath peeting'

by ExactlyLL May 4, 2018

soft petting

the fith stage of love right after rape.
Act of stroking the currently devastated subject

stages
1.love at first sight
2.stalking
3.restraining order
4.rape
5.soft petting

after the event she was soft petted by her assaulter

by freak38967 March 29, 2005