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False Positive

The act of pushing aside normal emotions and facts that are sad, unhappy or bad.

Showing positive emotions or positivity has become a new form of moral correctness.

Natural emotions and opinions about something that are not positive are now seen as bad.

Ever noticed on FB how many are doing the "10 Days Gratitude" Challenge? And other challenges that pushes themselves to become a better self? I get that and it's great.

See how many likes a post on facebook gets when it is a picture of someone on a holiday, birthday, a pretty cake, etc. That's all great too.

Now, when someone even whispers something that is unpleasant to know, even if it is the truth, most people start running off in different directions, as if someone just threw a grenade on the floor.

Modern norms have indoctrinated us to identify, categorize and label speaking the truth about bad things as negative behaviour. And they have learnt to avoid "negative people". Heard of the term "Don't shoot the messenger?"
Embracing good things while avoidance of the bad is plain denial. A false positive behaviour.
by Dribee May 4, 2018
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corona positive

When someone attacked by corona (COVID-19🦠😷) ... He/she became corona positive 🥺🥺 in hindi - balle balle saava saava fokat ki chuti mil gayi lol 🤣
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A family member has tested positive for Covid-19

Boris Johnson is isolating in Downing street as a family member has tested positive for covid-19
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Positive Toxicity

Definition 1: The act of being angry or mad at someone for their own good.

Definition 2: Scolding someone in a positive way.
1 - Sarah showed positive toxicity towards Nathan when she yelled "Hey you fucking idiot, get out of damn the way before you get hit by a car!"

"Nathan you know I care for you so I had to tell some positive toxicity your way."

2 - Close that motherfucking door before you let a feral cat in! You know I care for you George
so I'm giving you positive toxicity, shut the fuck up and take it!

If you're going to be toxic, be positive about it... Show some Positive Toxicity!
by kdd702 January 5, 2020
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HPV Positive

Not really quite sure, a lower form of HIV position.

Derived from the STD.
Guy 1: I really thought I saw a ghost

Guy 2: Are you sure?

Guy 1: I'm HPV Positive.
by duyen2 June 27, 2009
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Polly Positive

When someone is in a terrible mood and everything that comes out of their mouth is either rude or they just can't stop bitching about who knows what.
Person 1: Man, I didn't have fun at your friend's house....the music was too loud, it was too crowded, the people were so annoying, it was messy, the bathroom smelt like poop, and i'm hungry.
Person 2: Okay, Polly Positive, did you want to turn the car around and take you back, since you seem to have had such a great time.
by SebastionATX April 27, 2006
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positive youth

They are the assholes in the "scene" who make everything political, they are the crazy preaching anarchists, the people who sit on street corners picketing {insert random cause here}, they judge everyone who doesn't think EXACTLY like they do, a few years ago one would go to a show and see a bunch of happy people drinking beers as one group, rebelling against laws which we all knew sucked, now all you see is people huddled in groups talking about either how punk they are because they bought a punk book or have a few patches, or they are bitching about the other groups because they aren't "punk enough", its a growing trend that seems to be going hand in hand with the straightedge movement and its really sad especially because the majority of the people in it don't understand what anarchy is, as they return to their family estates, they are also the people who take offense in mosh pits and have recently taken it upon themselves to outlaw them at shows, when you see a "workshop" posted on your hometown's punk event boards, its the positive youth
Person 1: Yo I just got yelled at for drinking a beer!

Person 2: No way, this is a punk show, nobody gives a fuck...

Positive Kid: Yo guys that's really not cool, you're wrecking the positive attitude of the group here. It's people like you that make it so we can't change the world for the better. Respect the space.

Person 1: These new positive youth kids suck...what is he like 14?!
by AzraelPunxxx March 1, 2010
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