parking lot pimping

After the club closes, you pick up somebody in the parking lot to go home with.

The girls and I danced so much last night at the club, that by the time we paid any attention to the guys, it was closing time. As we headed out to our car, I saw a cute guy and decided I wanted to hook up with him. I approached him and after a little parking lot pimping on my part, we headed back to my place.

by plp April 21, 2006

Parking-sons Disease

Forgetting where you've parked your car.

Dude, where's my car? Sorry Parking-sons disease. We're gonna have to freeze our asses til we find the car.

by Topdog Mr.Francisco January 16, 2009

fanny parting

middle parting hair, with considerably shorter bits of hair at the front.

-you've got a fanny parting!

-no, i'm growing out my fringe.

by racka246 January 3, 2010

hard parking

Parking very hard to show off.
IE: Show cars, showing off at car meets, taking pictures while parked.

Stop hard parking your car, take it out to the tracks.

by nrgonline November 1, 2005

Parking Lot Kids

Parking lot kids are teenagers from the age of 14 or over who hangout, litter, and more or less live in their towns various parking lots. Favorite lots include stop and shops and McDonalds resturants. Most parking lot kids skateboard, smoke newports, listen to shitty music, and hangout with fat or slutty girls. No one likes these kids their usually scumbags.

Those Parking Lot Kids have been at mcdonalds all day.

by 973thetruth December 31, 2011

Diva Parking

The phrase used when you are looking for a parking spot at a restaurant or crowded lot and you find a spot in the front row.

Damn, this place is packed tonight - what the hell could be going on - we are going to wind up parking in the next county...

There's a spot up front! Fuckin' Diva Parking baby!

by B. Hanback May 13, 2009

Parking Lot Roulette

Stepping into an elevator at the parking garage where you last left your car, only to realize you have no idea what floor you left your car on, typically after a long shift at work when all you want to do is be at home.

Akeem: Dam, work was hell today, I can wait to get home, what floor you on?

Semmi: Four, no wait, six, aww shit, looks like I’m playing Parking Lot Roulette

by menelaos June 17, 2009