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Paron

An ugly as mother fucker, who deserves to die. His family does not love them either does his friends, he usually does bad in school and is very skinny yet short, how ever Paron's can sometimes be nice only when given money and they will either follow or (fuck) for money.
I met a Paron yesterday, he was sure ugly.
by Professor Urdan June 18, 2020
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Pardon

A word my spanish friend used to laugh at for some reason
Anyone: Pardon
Spanish friend: *Laughs*
by Strahinja.Anton March 8, 2021
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Sam Parsons

Kid who likes Naruto and is addicted 24/7
Sam Parsons: hey want to see Naruto thing
Me: what is that
by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019
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Pardon My Non-French

Pardon my non-French can be said after one uses a curse word in either polite company, or not-so-polite company. For curse words such as F-Bombs, The "S" Word, and Dam spelled differently are clearly not of French origin--unless you are saying Foutre, Merde, or Zut! Then, perhaps it will be appropriate to use the more conventional, "Pardon my French".
As Suzie is walking into her mother's toenail trimmer shop, she trips and sprains her pinkie finger. "Fuck all! That fucking hurts!" Said Suzie. "Suzie!" "Pardon my Non-French", mum, but that hurt like a motherfucker!"

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In contrast . . . Charlie is perusing the classical pornography gallery, when he stumbles into a display. His trundling clumsiness results in the shattered remnants of a 16th century Faberge didlo - imported from Queen Dinara's private and controversial collection. Upon seeing the previously proud display of faux manhood in shambles, Charlie immediately exclaimed: "Merde!" When he was frowned upon by a tiny old lady wearing rain boots, he promptly corrected himself. "Pardon my French. Der'mo!"
by Jessika Lynn Stone January 8, 2011
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Presidential Pardon

When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".

A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.
Embarrassed Presidents issue a Presidential Pardon in the face of confusion.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
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dolly parton

Golfing lingo. Refers to a putt on a hilly green.
I lost ten bucks when Carl sank that impossible dolly parton on the fifteenth green.
by Big Jeff January 7, 2006
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pardoning myself

I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.
by Ringo1121 June 14, 2018
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