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David Ortiz

The Designated Hitter for Boston Red Sox. Nicknamed Big Papi.

He is one of the most bad ass mother fuckers to grace the game of baseball.

Believed to be the second coming of Jesus in the Dominican Republic.
Dude, did you see that Dominican praying to a golden statue of David Ortiz aka Big Papi? I don't blame him.
by Twaterman August 27, 2009
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Lisa Ortiz

A voice actor for dubs of animé series, ranging from Slayers to Pokémon.

Is known to make some episodes of animé series totally unwatchable, due to her inabillity to make ANY sort of variation between charcters voices. For example, at least 12+ voices she has provided in the pokémon series have been completly identical, 2 of these characters being important cast memebers.
Needs to be fired unless she can produce an alternate voice.
Lisa Ortiz isn't a good voice actor. 4Kids should use the money they burn on the fireplace to hire a bunch of new talent...
by Norman Grossfield June 11, 2006
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Opticon

To con one into optically having rough anal sex.
Opticon: /me uses his opticon forces on Shadowkaster, anally raping him
by Ikarasu August 31, 2003
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optic gaming

They-hard MLG team that eats my cockdip
Hahhh gayyy optic peed in my mouth... I love optic scumper jumper and nade in optic gaming.
by Rub my nipps? September 28, 2013
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Ortacular

A dirtier way to say dece merk
Dude that kill in Gears last night was Ortacular!!!

Dude that kill in Gears last night was Dece Merk!!!

Which one sounds better?
(The first one)
by Mayor May 3, 2008
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Ortacular

A dirtier way to say dece merk
Dude that kill in Gears last night was Ortacular!!!

Dude that kill in Gears last night was Dece Merk!!!

Which one sounds better?
(The first one)
by Mayor May 4, 2008
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lizzet ortiz

The Prettiest and baddest bitch out there 😈💯 this girl is quiet and keeps to herself cuz she don't have time for fake bitches. She keeps it real. She shy but get her mad and the demon comes out of her. She's gorgeous 😍💯 and one of the most loveable people out there 😌 And the freakiest 😛😏
by loda101 February 19, 2017
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