by Curtmclovin January 20, 2017

Gooner terminology for masturbating without any aids, such as porn, lotion etc, typically used when pleasing oneself. This form of dry masturbation usually involves a bator using just their imagination (Spankbank) or watching something fairly SFW on TV or online. It is the pinnacle of goonerism as it shows one's ability to beat off without needing sexual stimulants and how dedicated they are to cumming as they "struggle" their way to a cumshot.
AKA "L1o"
AKA "L1o"
Brickzilla: I know Courtney Cronin is probably causing many men to Leg one out, whenever she's on TV.
Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt
Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite
Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt
Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025

by Samuel Francisco October 1, 2014

When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task
Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!
You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…
You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…
by Ositam September 16, 2021

by Naughty Loulou March 9, 2023

When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral
Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude
by Bratboy207 August 26, 2018

To Kurl one out is to cyber shit out pointless emails, usually with ulterior motives. To diarrhoea buddy requests in a desperate attempt to appear popular.
Kurl one out
She kurled one out again, the sad desperate fuck, delete unread.
Spamola
Kurl one out
She kurled one out again, the sad desperate fuck, delete unread.
Spamola
by Spamfritter August 11, 2008
