replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!
dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)
by tulshead January 12, 2012
Get the miracle whip lotionmug. “L plug he said this weed not even strong like I had a dream of eating a bowl of lotion and whistles”
by NYC.Alex December 4, 2024
Get the lotion and whistlesmug. When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.
Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.
by GyratingMeatStick March 10, 2018
Get the Self produced back lotionmug. by Sab´vea June 7, 2017
Get the big baby lotionmug. by lotion_god October 11, 2022
Get the lotion bowlingmug. by Gibsosolid November 19, 2022
Get the For the lotionmug. by CLutChGxD21 May 14, 2018
Get the Lotionmug.