lotion bowling

The act of sliding lotion across the floor as if you were bowling.

"ha ha ha i'm lotion bowling over here!"

by lotion_god October 11, 2022

lotion night

when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.

what did you do last saturday night

it was not saturday night it was lotion night

oh...what movie did they see

by lotion night every night March 10, 2012

lotion

your mom when i- when your- when your mo- when- when your mom- when i and your- when your mom and i- when when WHEN

per 1: I bought this new lotion at bath and body work-
per 2: when your mom- when your- when your - when your mom and i- me when your mo- when your mom and me- when your- when your mom-
per 1: please stop

by anonymous September 20, 2021

Man lotion

It's cum. Sperm. Semen. Male ejaculate.

I covered my girl in man lotion last night

by hobo ben June 14, 2018

lotion wars

having open your lotion from bath and body works, and squirting it at your bud.

Cierra blasted me with her lotion during lotion wars.

by redk103413 June 6, 2018

Lotionize

A shorter term for “putting lotion on”

“When my hands get dry, I lotionize my hands!”

by anonymous March 1, 2021

lotion sleeve

1. a neoprene "holster" used to hold a bottle of moisturiser lotion. 2. A jerk-station utility that holds personal lubricant

Has anybody seen Bill's lotion sleeve?
Never touch another man's lotion sleeve.

by MosesI November 20, 2020