snazzy loaf

A very cute dog that looks like a loaf.

Look at the snazzy loaf waddling down the street!

by He let me call him guppy August 19, 2018

Split Loaf

When you wear a thong and shit in your pants and the shit splits in half.

That thong wearing stripper just did a split loaf on stage.

by BBOT5000 March 03, 2018

danger loaf

A danger loaf is a chonky raccoon (basically all raccoons)

Did you see that danger loaf, it almost attacked me to take my garbage, but it's so cute and chonky i cant be mad at it

by Bummely bum September 02, 2020

Honey Loaf

A good smelling fart detected by someone other than the creator of the fart. It is irrelevant if they realize if it is a fart of not.

"Hey, dude, what's that great smell? Is your mom cooking us dinner?"

"I just farted!"

"Haha, It was a Honey Loaf"

by Internate3000 December 31, 2004

Shank a Loaf

To defecate

"Hey! Your dog just shanked a loaf in my driveway!"

by Davis December 30, 2003

iron loaf

n. A band comprised of video game playing nerds, who write parody songs and produce music videos for mass internet consumption on ironloaf.com.

n. A hot stinky turd so hard and devoid of moisture that it is extremely rigid and resembles a turd made of iron.

n. A slab of iron formed to resemble a turd.

Dude! Did you see that Iron Loaf video, it rocked!
Yes, I saw it... you're on crack... I want my 3 minutes back.

My ass is so sore after squeezing out that iron loaf.

by dizastor November 04, 2004

Meat Loaf

It's not a band, it's one man. He is a singer and an actor. He played Bob in Fight Club. Yes, Bob with bitch tits. Before the bitch tits, he released some amazing records and even played a role in Rocky Horror Picture Show. Although a lot of the songs have silly lyrics and sound a little over-produced, no critic can deny that Meat Loaf has an amazing voice. It is a strong, agile, recognizable, and robust voice, made to rock. His music career has been a roller coaster that is affected by whichever producer/songwriter he works with, but his talent is something that has remained constant. Rock on, meat loaf, rock on.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

by bluwater October 15, 2004