Buffalo Card

Every man born with 2 buffalo cards and you lose a buffalo card every time you have sex with a fat girl.

“You fucked Emily? Ew, that’s a buffalo card bro.”

by SuPapiChulo July 02, 2021

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card wars

"It's a fancy card game that's super complicated and awesome!"

-Jake The Dog, Adventure Time

Jake: Do you want to play card wars?
Finn: Heck yeah!!!

by Marceline Abadeer June 22, 2015

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Hooker Cards

Advertisements in the form of trading cards that you receive in Vegas while walking down the strip.

flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"

by Michelle Spirits March 17, 2010

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stink card

When a waiter or waitress takes your credit card and instead of swiping it on the computer they run it through there sweaty butt crack.

Damn, that group at table 23 was a nightmare..
Dont worry I gave them the stink card.

Damn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
Fuck yeah fuck those guards

Customer: do you take discover?
Server: (gives them stink card) I'll show you the card that pays you back!

by Violet Jennifer Rose August 23, 2014

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Get Carded

When A person (usually a woman) is asked to show identification of them being of legal age, either for entering a place that requires them to be of legal age, or engaging in a sexual act with an older man.

"Feelin' fatigued? Just gettin' started.
Chillin' with chicks who are gonna get carded."

by Mc Francisco July 23, 2008

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