offense intended

The opposite of "no offense"
It's what you say right before insulting somebody to let him know your insult is intentional and that you mean every word of it too
^ No offense, but you support racist immigration policies, and I don't respect that
> Yeah, well, offense intended: I screw your Salvadoran girlfriend behind your back, and she loves it. So take that, you cuckolded little B
^ Hey, what the hell!
by thurb April 17, 2023
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self-offense

The opposite of self-defense.
"It's not self-defense, it's self-offense." Cobra Kai, Johnny Lawrence
by self-offense January 24, 2024
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second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.
Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense
by 10:20am September 16, 2021
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Offensive

when someone wants to spell Offensive they cant because dj is a moron
by woolf mr November 28, 2021
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offensive

1. Any joke in 2016.
2. Any comment in 2016.
3. Any sentence in 2016.
1. « What's your name ?
Hugh Mungus.
– THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT !! SO OFFENSIVE, OMG !! »
2. « I find the ambulance siren irritating.
– I'm a siren and I find this comment offensive. »
3. « What a beautiful day !
– I'm a bad day and I find this sentence offensive. »
by accordingtoallknownlawsofaviat November 13, 2016
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A super offensive definition

Yep!, this is a super offensive definition here on Urban Dictionary
by Jack Giffin November 09, 2024
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offensive malapropism

Misusing a word in a way that could offend someone.
The YouTube comments section is full of offensive malapropism.
by HiThere,ImustBeSexist June 30, 2014
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