Oatmeal

Adjective: Boring as oatmeal, somthing that is dull or plain

English class was so oatmeal today!

by Herdwig December 28, 2005

Mexican Optometrist

To ejaculate onto a woman's glasses.

I really gave Jane the mexican optometrist.

by James Hayes June 11, 2006

Oatmeal

When somebody passes gas this word is exclaimed suddenly to let everybody know that you just "made oatmeal".

Oatmeal!,o come on Darryl not again!, Hey guys just wanted to let you know that I just made oatmeal. Call the Quakers because I just made a lot of oatmeal!

by theoatmealman November 13, 2011

oatmeal dinosaur eggs

a term to describe one man's balls.

boy: "check out my balls. they're so oatmeal dinosaur eggs."

by JENYsmdCRAIG January 22, 2010

oatmeal cream pie surprise

The act of not ejaculating for an amount of time necessary for the semen to become chunky (like oatmeal), and then engaging in anal or vaginal sex until ejaculation.

Dude, I gave that bitch an oatmeal cream pie surprise!

by Adam Bucknasty April 10, 2008

Oatmealed

Verb; when a plan goes horribly wrong. To be interpreted as an order of magnitude worse than "Backfired".

FunnyJunk: Hey TheOatmeal, I'm suing you for 20,000$ in damages.

TheOatmeal: Oh really now? How about "f*ck off" ?

FunnyJunk: lol! Dude... do you even lift?

TheOatmeal: Actually, I'm going to fund-raise 20,000$, give it to charity instead, crucify your website by turning most of your user-base against you, have my fans inadvertently cause a DDoS on your lawyer website. Oh, and why not raise 120,000$ for charity instead, while I'm at it.

FunnyJunk: F*ck... my plan totally Oatmealed :,-(

TheOatmeal: Friendly suggestion: drop the lawsuit. Or else.

by Fock Hoff December 15, 2012

optomophobia

the fear of being looked or stared at

Ryoshi-san, who fears being stared at, has optomophobia.

by PITSteelers February 21, 2015