Nuffling

Something you do to a sexy lady or a can of beer

I nuffled that bitch till she was creaming her ears off

by Endz February 25, 2004

nurfing

nurfing: the act of nude surfing; sexting; myspace slut-surfing

Nurfing is the act of adding random sluts within your area or in other area codes over myspace and facebook and getting their number and texting them. Once you get their number, you act like a super douche to them until the nude picture has been sent and then never talk to them again. Make sure that these sluts are at least 18, otherwise it is considered child porn.

Dude1: Hey i was nurfing last night and this bitch on myspace sent me some pics of her from behind and her pussy was fucking huge... here look.

* shows friend the pic*

Dude2: ... that's a fucking nutsack bro.

Dude1: oh... she still looks kinda hot from behind though.

by selir123 September 13, 2011

Nuffer

Way of calling someone an idiot/noob after they do or say something amusingly stupid.

Talking loudly about how leopard print pants look ridiculous and then realising the woman behind you is wearing leopard print pants
cue: "You Nuffer!"

by Scra June 16, 2012

nuff-nuff

you've all seen them at some stage in your lives.
they're those freaky old guys who run up to you in the middle of the city, stinking of alcohol and/or faeces, either mumbling about the end of the world or screaming obscenities or urging you to listen to their jokes.
typical physical features include a lack of teeth, grotty clothes, a bottle in a brown paper bag, shifty eyes and possibly a mutt at their heels

a group of people are walking down the street, approximately 11pm when a nuff-nuff staggers up to them and slurs:
"wwhhhy did the sshhjelly bean wanna go to sshhhkool?"
amused grins and shrugs all round
"cos he wanted to be a SMARTY!! RAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA"
nuff-nuff runs away, gibberish with excitement.

by shmal November 8, 2005

nuffin

A deliciously edible chocolate chip muffin.

Whatcha doin?
Nuffin.
Sounds yummy.

by someguy1234567890 December 6, 2006

nuffy

a male pimp: a player; someone who has a very good way with the ladies

The man across the street has a lot of kids with different women he's such a nuffy.

by St. Katie December 29, 2006

nuffin'

London / Cockney word used as a personal insult or put a person in his or her place.

I don't take no shit, especially off a nuffin' like you...

by DJ Wechat April 5, 2017