Number 1

someone who is number 1 is someone popular who talks to a lot of girls.

Dayuuuum, you see Abe over there talking with those 5 girls, hes such a Number 1!!!

by dj in the mix April 26, 2011

number two

evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated

Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

take a number

The reply to a statement, implying that there are many others with the same feeling.

"I want to sleep with you"
"Take a number"

by jamesf October 12, 2004

your days are numbered

Indicates you don't have many days left to live, you will die soon. Often associated with a threat of some kind.

bouncer: beat it loser
loser: your days are numbered mofo

by vice dogg May 20, 2004

69 haha funny number

What is said after someone says 69

Person 1: I'm level 69 get on my level
Person 2: 69 haha funny number

by MemesAreMyLife May 18, 2020

Got your number

To have leverage, control, knowledge, or power over another individual.

You should be scared to death because he's got your number.

by egalore October 20, 2008

Number One Bullshit

Coined by legendary UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov. When you’re so frustrated about certain bullshit that you think that this bullshit is the biggest bullshit of all time. When this bullshit is bullshit at the highest level

“This is number one bullshit!”

by Tim12345678969 March 22, 2021