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numpty

Is a silly b*ll*cks from County Louth who drives a clapped out BMW.
A complete know all who is so fond of himself that he would crawl up his own arse.
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No kiddin'. A numpty is a wee gob stopper ( for you English a small round hard sweet similar in size to an aniseed ball). I've had a box.
Stop sookin' all those numpties - you'll get plukes and you're ugly enough
by Frank Hughes December 12, 2003
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He is a Numpty
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
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****-bag; a total douche; Stuck up froggin' old bag.
That douche is such a numpty!
by Nathan April 25, 2003
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by Dirty Den October 13, 2003
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numpless

when one labia is significantly larger than the other labia in a vagina. similar to a numpler but for a girl
oh, she has a numpless
by shewhoshallnotbenamed45 December 20, 2010
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when one labia is significantly larger than the other labia in a vagina. similar to a numpler but for a girl
oh, she has a numpless
by shewhoshallnotbenamed45 December 20, 2010
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