Nomstrosity

Noun. The word "monstrosity" with the "m" and the "n" cleverly inverted to indicate deliciousness (i.e., that you would nom it. Foods or meals that might be referred to, sarcastically or literally, as nomstrosities because they are huge, filling, rich, hearty, piled high with ingredients or toppings, or ugly to look at, but are also (or inspite of this) delicious would qualify as nomstrosities.

Foods that are delicious despite being an affront to mankind are particular nomstrosities.

John is bringing back six buckets of KFC for us. I can't wait to chow down on that nomstrosity.

Julie's mom is cooking a feast for Thanksgiving; I can't wait to see what nomstrosities she comes up with this year.

by nurse_ansalong August 2, 2011

numpty

A twat from Corby

a right Numpt

by Grog November 2, 2003

numpty

a man who is the eqivalent to a blonde or bimbo

The villiage idiot

'shit that cop has just caught that guy with crack'

'Wat a Numpty'

by LuciB June 27, 2007

nopthign

Nopthign is a term used to describe how much Jason loves Rachel!

Rachel:Hey! What's up?
Jason:Nopthign!
Rachel:Aww! <4

by insomniac nopthign April 2, 2009

Numpthy

Nump-thee

1. Yummy (food - of a comforting, naughty kind)

"Mmm...this scone is numpthy"

by ChristineABBOTTS October 12, 2011

Numpty

A "Numpty" is an individual who lacks common sense and is often seen doing idiotic acts which usually results in embarrassing themselves. A "Numpty" also lacks the capability to lie as they do not have the sufficient knowledge to conjure up a lie in the first place

John is such a numpty he couldn't even lie to get himself out of trouble.

Did you see that girl Linda? She bought dog food for a cat. What a fucking numpty!

by SpudFace69 May 7, 2017

Nompas

A bad fortnite player that thinks he is so good and he is really toxic

He's bad a fortnite, or a Nompas

by rhw dfbwauod January 19, 2020