by reger May 1, 2003
Get the napkin eater mug.When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.
My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
by Asshole burgendy June 17, 2009
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by Christie and Brett October 4, 2006
Get the Naskii mug.something that induces female genital lubrication (to cream herself). In such a manner that she needs a napkin, to clean herself off.
"You need to learn this song. It's fucking napkiny."
"Damn that was a napkiny song. I need a towel."
"Robert and Kush are two Napkiny mothafuckas."
"Damn that was a napkiny song. I need a towel."
"Robert and Kush are two Napkiny mothafuckas."
by Robert and Ankush November 7, 2008
Get the napkiny mug.by billy bob joe bob jacksmom March 24, 2007
Get the Dirty Napkin mug.The really old lunch lady who gives out the napkins in lunch, everyday.
usually, she lifts up your milk and puts the napkins underneath, or she'll just put it on your tray someplace else. She also gets mad if you call her napkins. And she only gives you 2-3 napkins, which obviously isn't enough to soak up the grease on the pizza. She is just cheap with napkins and doesn't like to waste them I guess.
usually, she lifts up your milk and puts the napkins underneath, or she'll just put it on your tray someplace else. She also gets mad if you call her napkins. And she only gives you 2-3 napkins, which obviously isn't enough to soak up the grease on the pizza. She is just cheap with napkins and doesn't like to waste them I guess.
-Napkins puts napkins under my milk-
Me: so taylor did you get your napkins?
Taylor: hahahaha
-next day-
Me: OMG did you see Napkins today??!
Taylor: yessss! :D
Me: so taylor did you get your napkins?
Taylor: hahahaha
-next day-
Me: OMG did you see Napkins today??!
Taylor: yessss! :D
by Ilovestalkee!! February 13, 2009
Get the napkins mug.Under ha~ses read it's variation "ses", and take that situation and throw in a napkin... to clean things up, get the idea yet?
When Johnny and Sally were done ~sessin' the other night, they quickly got rid of the evidence with SES NAPKINS!
by Anthony April 1, 2005
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