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Nanny Pearls

When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.
Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.
by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025
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Nanny eye

The name of a vagina that has been so worn out that it looks old and decrepit, much like a nanny.
Let me get a peek at that pussy... OH SHIT! I ain't going anywhere near that nanny eye!
by rachalrj88 June 9, 2015
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cukoo nanny

my baby sitter lisa duval is a cukoo nanny
by AAWR16 December 17, 2012
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nanny nap

nanny nap is like uhm taking nap yk rsndomly and not knowing u did I think yes fr
by me Yesfr FR February 24, 2023
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Nanny

I am feeling nanny today!

#blessed
by faithie822 December 9, 2017
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Nannies

In cars/auto/racing, refers to the vehicle's computers that attempt to prevent the driver from doing things that are potentially harmful to the vehicle or dangerous for the driver (such as traction control preventing oversteering/"drifting").

Turning the nannies off is usually desired for sport/race driving.
I took the 86 onto the track yesterday & after turning off the nannies I found I had a significant faster lap time.
by Anonyfur June 6, 2021
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