Mushroom Head

"I have I massive Mushroom head at the tip of my cock"
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
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Mushroom Treatment

A term that draws it's history from the United States Military, particularly the combat arms. It refers to a management concept adopted either accidentally or on purpose by shitty leaders. This leadership style is defined by being light on details and withholding information. Concurrently shitty leaders will ensure that the information that does get passed along is either incorrect or unreliable (See Bullshit)

Lit:
Keeping subordinates in the dark and feeding them shit.
Ex:

Bob: Hey bob, do we know the plan?
Dave: No Dave, we're still getting the mushroom treatment, we'll probably figure that shit out when it's too late to do anything about it.
by Tokenwhite April 26, 2018
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Mushroom Scrubber

One who exclusively concerns themself with details and/or topics of little significance.
Good luck getting anything worthwhile outta that guy; he’s a real mushroom scrubber.
by Bowling for Burgers December 12, 2018
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Mushroom cup

When a man has an inverted dick tip where the cum pools inside it; also known as the holy grail
“Wow, I have my husband a bj last night and drank it from his mushroom cup!”
by Mushroom lover November 08, 2017
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Velvet Mushroom

The smooth skin area remaining after the application of a mushroom tattoo.
GuyA: Richie has a velvet mushroom
GuyB: I know, Hynam gave it too him
by AcuteAngle January 02, 2010
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Mushroom Child

A child that’s never allowed to go outside
Son: “Why don’t you ever see those kids playing?”
Mother: “must be a mushroom child
by Psycho_Duck13 April 21, 2018
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Mushroom Roulette

A game where you go into a forest and eat the mushrooms you find, without knowing if its poisonous or not.

You either live, die, or have a good time
"Wanna play mushroom roulette with me?"

"Whats that?"

"Its like Russian Roulette, but you replace the gun with a mushroom"

"That sounds like a horrible fucking idea"
by urlocalweirdo November 05, 2020
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