The Munternet

A dating site used only for munters. Only ugly people may apply for sites like this. Popular Munternet sites include

My Munter Space

Munter Face Book

Munter Bebo

Munter Online

Munter Cams

Munternet is not recomended for anyone over the rating of 5 on the sexual scale

Hey Dave!, you tried online dating yet?

Nah Mike, The internet? The Munternet more like, all the fit ones are lesbains and the rest are peices of shit

Fair do's mate, It'l be reet in the morning

by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008

mounter

A person who mounts another person and thrusts multiple times.

The mounter always falls on top.

by Bro-ins March 1, 2009

Muster Cluster

When multiple dicks are being penatrated in a single womans vagina.

Bro! We had a muster cluster with Kate last night!

by Mr. Jones21 January 23, 2011

munsterbating

Munsterbating: beating your meat or plugging your hole whilst watching horror movies, Svengouli, Elvira etc.

I caught my uncle fester munsterbating to the casper movie -

by fdrogmank March 6, 2011

Monterey Jack Minaj

A Wisconsin style threesome involving two women and one male who engage in the act of sexual intercourse involving Kwik-Trip or equivalent type cheese.

Did you hear about Juan Hollywood yesterday? He was arrested for seducing two female police officers out of a traffic violation in a Kwik-Trip parking lot! He fashioned a pair of Monterey-Jack handcuffs and sharp cheddar anal beads, and told the arresting officers it was just your typical "Monterey Jack Minaj." What a boss!

by Herbie Jones March 31, 2021

munger

a person who has committed the act of mung, the only thing worse than genocide.

Person A: I swear to god, Rachel has dark a secret
Person B: You think she's a munger?
Person A: Nah it can't be that bad, she probably just throws orphans into a dumpster fire for fun
Person B: That is more probable

by xxXPuppy_3aterXxx69 July 12, 2021

El Monterrey Slider

When a girl rides you regular style (not reverse cowgirl) facing you and sticks her finger up your asshole. Usually pronounced with an accent (think Spanish) so slider sounds like "Sly-ther"

When was the last time you had El Monterrey Slider?; well that's not long enough my friend
Man Homes I just had an El Monterrey Slider and Chit does her finger stink!

by Irishguy1 December 2, 2010