relationship munchausens

Noun, psychological condition.
1. Someone constantly finding or causing problems in an otherwise good relationship, in an effort to gain attention or sympathy, or because their standards are too high.
2. Someone dating people who are bad/wrong for them to create conflict. Out of stupidity or self-loathing.

"Did you hear? Joe and Sarah broke up"
"Yea, she's got relationship munchausens. They do this every couple of weeks then get back together a few days later."

by Starkweather-G November 19, 2011

MuchMoustache

A pro gamer

Plays stuff on steam, epic and ROBLOX cuz y not?

Some Kid: WTF MUCHMOUSTACHE STOP!!!!
MuchMoustache: K

by MuchMoustache August 11, 2019

anti-munchies

The opposite of the munchies; When you have no appetite because you haven't got high today. Sucks a lot more when you smoke a lot and suddenly quit smoking or slow down.

Unfortunately there are some people you can't use this as an excuse in front of.

Jon: Yo Adam, wanna hit these funyuns?
Adam: Nah, man, I got the anti-munchies, where the weed at?

Mom: Would you like a nice steak dinner Adam?
Adam: Uh, nah... I already ate at Jon's house

by bcrashindemgates August 9, 2008

Anti-Munchies

When you've taken so much coke that you know you won't eat for days.

I did so many lines last night I've got the anti-munchies, I'll never cope with dinner.

by NoMinerals September 5, 2011

covid vaccine munchies

Food cravings experienced after receiving a Covid-19 vaccine.

See also: cvm

"Man, I could murder a couple of buckets of chicken wings... And a large kebab... And a side of ribs... And a bath-tub filled with pasta... And the neighbours' goat would be great in a curry..."
"I thought you were vegetarian."
"I am!!"
"Sounds like Covid vaccine munchies. Eat a dry biscuit and have a lie-down."

by HeavyDrama May 28, 2021

da munchies

when you smoke alot of weed and you get seriously fuckin' hungry.

"Damn, dude, i got da munchies."
"HHHUUUUAAATT?"
"I GOT DA MUNCHIES!"
"OOOKKKKAAAAYYYY!!!!"
"YEEEAAAAAAH!"
"indeed..."

by dude007 May 30, 2008

Drunk munchies

Somthing that my fat ass friends made up so they can eat all my food. Do not get tricked by somone who claims they have the drunk munchies, because they are not real.

Them: Dude this beer really gave me the drunk munchies.
Me: No it didnt, your just a fat ass.

by ChrisJK September 10, 2008