Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.
Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.
by olympicmuffdiver December 09, 2009
Andy is such a muff glutton I think the only pussy he hasn't had is his nan's and that's because she is really a he
by mitch00uk April 14, 2015
When a group of angry lesbians take over a corner or area of a club. With the specific aim of muffing it up.
Its like a Muller corner but with muff, hopefully no crunch maybe a bit of fruit and a lot of yoghurt.
Its like a Muller corner but with muff, hopefully no crunch maybe a bit of fruit and a lot of yoghurt.
Hannah: Check out the group in the corner dining on their lady cakes.
Tom: Oh my god!! Such a Muff Corner!
Frankie: What the Shell!!
Tom: Oh my god!! Such a Muff Corner!
Frankie: What the Shell!!
by TSMC March 24, 2010
by Fat_boy_slim_shady October 08, 2008
by Gemijoy June 20, 2003
Poetic euphamism: The spontaneous and audible expulsion of air from the vaginal cavity, often during fast-paced coitus. There exists a breed of women that can and will perform this phenomenon on cue.
Pitch and tone can be determined by manipulation of the pelvic floor or 'kiki' muscles.
For further reference, see also queef and fanny fart.
Pitch and tone can be determined by manipulation of the pelvic floor or 'kiki' muscles.
For further reference, see also queef and fanny fart.
by Battered Platinum June 09, 2005
v. A very disrespectful, semi-violent act of palming and pushing the shit out of the victims face, usually in a downward manner.
"I was beating her boyfriends ass and that fat bitch tried to jump. I didn't want to hit her, cause she is like half female, so I face muffed that bitch!"
by Suplie Pmac July 01, 2009