montfort

Montfort: He is a stunning, tall angel.

His eyes shine with the intensity of 1,000 suns.

Montfort will always dominate any opponent at Connect 4.

Coming at you with a smile and a hug, he’s the sweetest friend around.

Always a great person to hang out and tell stories with for a great time.

Not afraid to connect and make a friend, this flawlessly fluid human makes you want to be in his presence.

Montfort’s body language is engaging, and infectious. His soul has the power of a 1000 lovos. His energy is matched by no one and his ability to laugh at the most terrible jokes sets him apart from any other homo sapien.

Montfort is the man. THE MAN

by MirandaS1234 January 6, 2019

Montgomery Theory

The idea that there is or will be an Urban Dictionary entry for every conceivable short series of human action based on the assumption that Urban Dictionary will never shut down
(Coined by Austin Montgomery)

"I wonder what it's called when people sit around in a circle trying to figure out what to do and then nothing gets done."
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary."
"I found it, it's called fanarkling"
"That's the Montgomery Theory for ya"

by OprahLikesMen April 29, 2019

MonteVideo

A large city in Uruguay where VHS tapes are made.

Now dat da general public has largely switched to DVDs, I wonder if da folks in MonteVideo will start making shiny lacquer discs for recording movies onto, rather than magnetic cassettes?

by QuacksO September 10, 2019

Montesquieu

So aesthetic that you can't even handle it!

That picture is so Montesquieu.

by orangedonkey101 February 11, 2021

montelongo

A long, artistic mountain range; a pile/stack/heap (of artwork); an art exhibition arranged salon-style so it covers a span of gallery walls from far below eye-level to high above eye-level

I visited a museum in Italy, to see the montelongo exhibition of oil paintings. The museum had a montelongo in their back room.

by Heart East A. March 31, 2021

Montenegro

Black cock.
Dirty and abnormally big penis.
Vector of both pleasure and disease

Last Night, did you tasted Hugo’s Montenegro?
Yes, it was as big and tasty as they said!!

by Charles The Beaver November 22, 2021

Monte-Zaro

Monte Zaro is a synonym with "un-existent." It can be used as an adjective but it's mostly used as a noun.
When the word is used as a noun it always describes a place that isn't real. You've never met somebody from here and you never will.

A: Hey I just met some guy, he lives in Monte-Zaro.
B: No you didn't.

by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 22, 2021