ManLag

Is the delay in time between when you ask a Man to do something and when it actually gets completed.

Jim said he'd show up at 5:30. I assumed 7pm when I factored in ManLag.

or

Jim called the roofer after the roof collapsed. So much for ManLag

or

Jim is so manlagged he never gets anything done on time.

by Philinographer February 25, 2010

molatov cocktail

A homemade bomb made of a mixture of different flammable liquids and materials, lit on fire and then thrown somewhere, usually.

The pyscho killer was bombing people in that city park using molatov cocktails.

by Kaia April 28, 2006

molarchy

to be of pure bullshit

Dude, you think that you're beater can beat my Ferrari in a race, that's molarchy.

by James Bond III April 24, 2008

molape

to molest, or rape, or both !

Brittany: Hey, Kristen! Have you molaped anyone?
Kristen: Yeah I just molaped Kerrianne!
Kerrianne: Yeah ! I molaped Kristen AND Audrey!
Audrey: THEN I MOLAPED MELISSA !
Melissa: I molaped all of you in your sleep !

by KBRAN October 28, 2005

Monaco

A rich principality located in the south of france next to Nice where people are giant snobs and fags. A place where parents dress their babies in Dolce and Gabana shit and get ridiculously fast and expensive cars even if the speed limit in that region is 110 km/h. Teens in monaco would be considered flaming homos in any other part of the world just from the way they dress and act. Many people that live there never leave monaco, and are absolutely clueless about the outside world (starting from france). Some people just have a place there so that they dont pay taxes in other countries. Monegasques (people from monaco) basically think the world revolves around them and the "country" they're from, which is about 2 km squared, and that's their life. They're even proud of being snobby and blowing thousands of euros on clothes in one day. Worst part is: those are the guys (but the girls are pretty much like the guys, skanky little bitches that get everything they want from daddy)

tourist in monaco: excuse me could you tell me how to get to nice from here?
fag from monaco: erhhh there's a heliport somewhere in monaco but i'm not sure where
tourist: wow you fag.

by 98761234 March 24, 2010

mona lisa

"Good from far but far from good"

a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.

This cute girl was looking at me from across the room, but when I went to go talk to her it turns out she's a mona lisa. Also, I'm a sexist dickhead.

by anon November 19, 2004

Moland

Refers to the State of Utah and surrounding region in which Mormons predominate. See Jewland.

Since moving back to Moland, Jake has stopped cussing, smoking, and doing everything else that made him interesting.

by John Lewis Needham June 29, 2006