Mongaloid

A naked midget that runs around the woods in the middle of the night humping peoples legs

I will never walk threw the woods again last time i did i got atacked by a mongaloid!!!

by $$$$$$$Ron July 29, 2006

Mongus

When you miss type a word then a crying baby comes for you

I just mongus and there’s a baby at my door

by Dr shart March 7, 2022

Mong

Derogatory verb commonly used to describe the state of one's lack of common sense.

1) You are such a fucking mong.

by Gavyn August 27, 2004

mong face puffer fish

An ungly, stupid person that resembles a fish

You mong face puffer fish.

by Rumble Stiltskin August 30, 2007

mong stength

Mong strenght is when someone use a surprising amount of stength when they get angry, like a mong when they dont get there afternoon pills! When someone gets mong strength they can do things they couldn't normaly do, e.g. punch harder, flip heavy tables, smash/brake strong things.

"Did you Bill yesterday, someone called his mum a slut so he got mong stength, n stated flippin tables!"

by warren193 June 22, 2008

BTEC Mong

Some spaztic who does/did BTEC and is going to get a free disabled parking space and an extra chromosome.

I'm actually Turning into a BTEC Mong

by Nimrod June 14, 2016

mogu

Mogu means mushroom in chinese. Sometimes spelled moogoo on chinese take out menus.

I ordered some mogu soup yesterday.

by petriesheep January 21, 2011