Go Mongolian

When a mentally retarded person (i.e. a mongoloid) lets their retardation take control and they begin screaming profanities that only other mongoloids can understand. It often activates all other mongoloids in the area and creating a chain reaction of retardation.

Broh do u see dat mongoloid? He's gon go mongolian if someone touches him again.

by Unpopular Opinions October 2, 2017

Mongol Titan

A Mongolian entity that has a enormous size
(Records document a 1 mile tall Mongol Titan off the coast of southern Iceland) and in most cases is nearly impervious to all harm, except that of Physical Combat. Due to the Mongolian Aspect of it it already excels and is an expert at both Physically oriented and ranged combat. Although a Mongol Titan is Extremely powerful they tend to collect followers or pawns for their own use.
Some of these are, but not limited to:
Pimp(s)
Rabid and/or Feral animals
Clam Monsters
80s jacket weilders
and the dreaded DVD box with side latches

In addition to all this Mongol Titans also prefer to obtain rare or powerful weapons
of unimaginable strength. The most common of such is the Mountain Axe

"Damn, that chick has some sweet Cleavage!"
"Thats not a chick, thats a Mongol Titan!"

by TubaJon March 22, 2009

mongolian meat market

a festive gathering consisting only of males of the asian persuasion

hey you wanna go to jackie chans party?
um no its probally just gunna be a mongolian meat market

by metaltripod November 25, 2009

Mongolian hunter

Someone who hunts through various Rain forests, on a quest for animal anus. Once found his prey he says who's your boss! He then slits open his chosen prey, and situates himself inside the carcass. He then shits inside it then eats the brew of organs and remains. He then repeats this process adding other treats like his own bloody mixed seaman whilst karate kicking his prey in the throat, all this whilst remaining inside the animal. The hunter then induces vomiting and hurls into the face of his victim. the hunter then proceeds to sleep inside the victim for the night. The next morning a traditional burial service starts. At this service the group of hunters take turns eating the remains. This concludes the Mongolian hunter experience.

The Mongolian hunter originated in the great plains of Mongolia and occurred regularly by the native Mongolian tribesmen. This form of sexual interaction is both pleasurable for prey and predator.

Atilis Ginga the Mongolian tribesmen decided to go for a leisurely stroll he started to hunt and track his victim (in this case an antelope) with amazing stealth and agility he pounced on his victim and proceeded to mongolian hunter them.

by Toe knee danzza May 21, 2011

Mongolian Ball Torture

Mongolian Ball Torture is a method of CBT given by Mongolian soldiers to torture their enemies. The Mongolians would cut off the victims dick and nuts and feed it to the hounds. Whilst the rest of it is cut off and sold onto the black market. Usually people would use the excess to go fishing or something, but this is extremely frowned upon so buyers must eat it.

Mongolian: Come here we give Mongolian Ball Torture

Person 1: No leave me alone
Mongolian: We kidnap him for Mongolian Ball Torture!!

by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019

mogolico

Spanish word to call stupid people. It’s the same as saying “down”. This word is mostly used in Argentina and Uruguay

“Sos un mogolico”
“¿Como vas a hacer eso mogolico?”

by Depósitodecromosomas February 4, 2020

OMG MONGO

A phrase used when one is angry or fustrated at someone.

Bob:I slept with your wife.
Bill:OMG MONGO!
Bob:I know.

by coco3 August 5, 2009