Moo Mooism

If you're converting to Moo Mooism it means to just do it. You make rash desciscions and that's what we're all about. Convert today, convert to Moo Mooism.

Come on man don't be shy, Convert to Moo Mooism.

by Swanky and moo moo2.0 January 21, 2021

Moo Shaft

To use the milk of a pregnant girl as lube on your cock. ( Moo= ladies milk Shaft= cock

dude i got a wicked moo shaft from my wife

by OREO123HI December 9, 2007

moo moo

A rectangular cloth with crude stiching worn by morbidly obese persons.

Becca said, "Dude, I've gained SO much weight, I need to wear a moo moo!"

Amy walked by and shouted "Hey, Jane, look at Roberta's dress. It's so huge, she looks like she's wearing a moo moo"

by Jess June 9, 2004

Moo Moo Foo Foo

It's a cat, but with cow like markings!

Moo Moo Foo Foo= Cow pussy

How's my little Moo Moo Foo Foo today?

by Matty12345uk June 26, 2017

Moo Cowz

Moo Cowz are cows that like too go moo a lot, and the will kung foo your ass if you steal their cheese or milk.

"Hey Dad look at that Moo cow!"

"Now son dont steal that Moo Cowz Cheese or Milk or he will PWN YOU NUB, I mean son"

by 'GuReN! January 18, 2009

Moo Slim

A line of dairy products, produced by a small time American food-stuff manufacturer. Marketed towards children with obesity. Said to have zero fat content and no additives added.

Was in pre-manufacturing stage prior to the 9/11 disaster. Company folded soon afterwards.

"Keep your child slim with Moo Slim"
One of the marketing catchphrase.

by missingtexturefile December 11, 2012

moo snuckle

The male version of a cameltoe. Results in the sight of the genitals to everyone around said male.

"Drew's moo snuckle is absolutely fucking disgusting. You can see his balls dude."

by PieceOCock January 19, 2016