New Milford

A town not too far from Farfield County. One place that you can find a farm every 20 acres of land. Most people live here because they lived in Farfield County and it just got too damn expensive.

I was in New Milford the other day. On my way home, I almost hit a cow.

by Mellisssaa October 19, 2005

West Milford

A town in Northern New Jersey. It's basically in the middle of no where. Trees surround it, and bears infest thoes trees. The High School is filled with druggies and drunks. Most people who live here want to leave ASAP. Trust me, don't move here. The taxes are high, and you get nothing.

There are many lakes that crackies vandalise and ruin. again, don't move here.

Girl 1: Hey, I'm moving to West Milford.
Girl 2: Really? That crack addict of a town?
Gril 1: Yeah. All my cousins live there.

by Jenny E. May 18, 2008

West Milford Black Bear

A sexual move when one partner takes a shit in the vagina, mouth or anus of the other.

I didn't have the time to take a dump in the bathroom, so I did a West Milford Black Bear instead.

by Cocktit69 February 22, 2010

Miffon

The miffon is a mythical creation similar to Griffons or Chimeras. It is a mutton muffin in the shape of a mitten. It provides warmth and sustenance and awesome.

It was so cold yesterday I had to wear miffons, but by the afternoon it was warm enough to enjoy them as a snack.

by Miffon Master December 7, 2010

milfoid

Extension of the popular acronym, milf. Mum I'd Like to Fuck Only If Drunk.

I thought she was a milf dude, but the morning after realised she was a total milfoid.

by PeachTea November 28, 2012

Mithoschronolopitus

The most formal way of greeting known to mankind.

Student: Mithoschronolopitus professor.
Professor: Mithoschronolopitus to you too.

by philistine August 21, 2014

Mitowie

A baby name you give a pet for cute emphasis . Mitowie is derived from "Misty" (another name you can give a pet)

Awe look how cute Mitowie is, she's so fluffy and furry, like a little baby.

by Chickadee28 May 20, 2017