pink mist

Is what happens when a 150 grain 30-06 bullet strikes the forehead of a small white tail button buck.

A couple of back flips are involved when a pink mist is properly used.

by camera man January 10, 2008

Red Mist

When a woman is on her period. She then queef's leaving a Mist or Splatter in the surrounding area.

"I am on period. Don't make me red mist you"
"Dude!, I made this queef last night. I got red mist all on my face."

by Elmoxe November 23, 2011

Brown Mist

Term used to describe a particularly messy poo, consisting mostly of poo in its liquid form accompanied by some foul splutters of methane gas.
Brown mist is common the morning after a mess night of heavy consumption, or after eating something that upsets the stomach.

"I've got a dodgey stomach, need to do some brown mist"

guy 1: "have a nice dump?"
guy 2: "MMM! Brown Mist!"

by Stevenage steve steve August 20, 2009

Arbor Misted

Wetting yourself; Either urinating yourself of spilling enough alcohol on your pants to look like you did. Especially spilling actual peach chardonnay arbor mist on your crotch and it seeping down to your bottom.

I can't believe we just watched Paranormal Activity 3 and your Arbor Misted yourself

by munkey madness November 8, 2011

Red mist

Blood

I decapitated him and showered in his red mist.

by darkkillajuggalo June 24, 2008

red mist

a phenomenon that occurs in the period following somebodys anger begiining to subside. A persons anger leads to a condition known as 'the blood being up'. At a later point, when the blood settles again, it descends in a fine red mist. the quantity of blood will depend on the number of people whose blood was up. this phenomenon is often confused with the aurora borealis. i.e. on a tuesday night after a championship match the previous sunday, it is most common.

jeez, whats up with Tommy Pat?
Ah, thats just the red mist. things got a bit het up between him and Mikeen Joe earlier.

by Dex18 September 8, 2010

morning mist

The mist that supposedly arises from the toilet during urination and flushing and gets all over everything in the bathroom.

Mom, why are you brushing your teeth in the kitchen?

The mist! The morning mist! It gets on my toothbrush!

by owan January 18, 2008