Midnight Quiche

From the french slang 'quiche' or 'jerk', masturbating at night to fall asleep.

I couldn't stop thinking about the day and fall asleep until I had my midnight quiche.

by Arbuff October 26, 2016

midnight bozo

a person who does night school and doesn't like being american sometimes <3

Emma: "Sometimes being an American sucks."
A: "Midnight bozo?"

by cornyswagg November 17, 2020

midnight stealth

when sleeping beside a lady and both the man and woman are naked, the man creeps behind the woman, and starts doing the deed. This is not a recommended practice.

Can you believe Kiwon pulled the midnight stealth on Liana? That bitch freaked...

by Geraldo May 13, 2005

Midnight Meat Train

When Cook, JJ, and Peter are all lined up elephant style in the dark. All three are to be naked. The member in the back will then shout out "All aboard!" and then thrust his genitals into the man's ass in front of him. This motion should set up a train reaction to where the second man in line has thrust his genitals into the front man's ass. The member in the front will begin to start making sounds much like a train.

"Dude, I could hear Cook, JJ, and Peter last night."
"Yea, they were pulling a midnight meat train."

by hodoggie March 5, 2008

Midnight Beaches

An outing to a night time beach. Something that babes do!..

The day couldn't get any better until we had some midnight beaches.

by andronomous 4000 September 13, 2010

Midnight Jazz Hunting

Looking for porn on the internet late at night, alone. Often done instead of doing something sociable

I'm not really in the mood to come out tonight, might stay in midnight jazz hunting instead

by DotBackSlash September 24, 2011

Midnight Football

A sport originally started by Mormons.

It involves 2 teams and a football in an indoor corridor. There is also one person in charge of turning the lights on and off at random. All light is blocked off and the football is placed in the middle of the "field." The chapel overflow of a Mormon church makes a perfect playing field for the game.

Before the game starts the teams have to touch their team wall. When the lights go off every player tries to get to the ball and get it to the opposite wall. Points are scored when the ball is held on the other teams wall when the lights come on. As there is no referee, all sorts of wrestling to get the ball are allowed.

You cannot move or be caught standing up when the lights come on. If you do you will be sent back to your team wall.

"dude, theres blood everywhere from when we played midnight football!"

by groovydudeyo November 9, 2011