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Midwesterncore

Music that has a combination of punk, emo, or acoustic qualities, but carries the soul of the Midwestern States of the US.

This genre started gaining traction on a YT channel (Knightscast Studios) as a joke, but actually stuck.
A great example of bands that would be defined in the Midwesterncore genre are The Menzingers, The Gaslight Anthem, Pool Kids, Origami Angel, Banner Pilot, Polar Bear Club, Hot Water Music, Sincere Engineer, and even some Bumpin' Uglies tunes.
by 2Boisnation September 26, 2023
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Fat Midwestern Whore

It is what it sounds like
Fat Mid Western Whore *chimes in*

Hym "You don't think (because it's too hard). You don't know what you mean when you say believe and, therefore, cannot believe. And the definition of 'feel' has been called into question. And I need to be the one to tell you this (as this is not something you are aware of) so you are, therefore, not 'self aware.' So, if you don't think, feel (in an articulated), or believe and are not self aware; what are you? Those are all of the prerequisites qualities for a sentient lifeform to be considered 'Non-artificial' or 'Real.' You're not real. You have an ethic of conditional reality where only the golden are real. If I'm solipsistic then you're solipsism-adjacent. Conditionally real people whose lives have conditional value based on good behavior. And this Fat Midwestern Whore (who is not real by definition) is going to tell me what needs to happen. You started it bitch. Shut your not real, fat whore mouth or learn how to think like I had to."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2022
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Modesty

1. (Females) The act of dressing in a non-slutty way. It ranges from not wearing tube tops and super-short shorts to wearing long skirts and sleeves below the elbows.

2. (Males) Not wearing saggy pants,

as far as I know.

3. Not making a big deal out of achievements/abilities, either in an attempt to gain more attention, or because you don't like to brag.
1. Protect your modesty! Don't dress for a beach party at school!

2. Did you guys with "swag" ever hear the word modesty?

3. Bob: Billy, you're always so full of modesty.

Billy: Aw, not really...
by hailolca September 30, 2013
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Modesto

A so-called "city" in the central valley of California. known for Wine, Homelessness, Drugs, Stuck up bitchy women, The word "Hella", Murder, Car Theft, Polution, More Polution, Low IQ levels, Heat, Drugs, Drugs, Drugs, And Famous people that dont like talking about being from there do to the embarrassment. OH! did i mention that Modesto has the highest teen pregnancy level in the world?
And did i mention that Satan is the Mayor of that city?
Im not proud to be Native to Modesto
Guy 1 hey where are you from?

Me A freakin crap hole called modesto

Guy 1 wow i never heard of that place before

ME There is a good reason for that

Guy 1 And whats that?

ME Just go to urbandictionary.com and type in Modesto and you will see what i mean
by Guythatmovedfrommodesto March 16, 2010
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Midwesterner

Midwesterners:
- enjoy tacky (charming) items
- are always prepared for cold weather
- listen to A Prairie Home Companion
- are too nice
- Say bag like 'beg'
- Wear flannels
- cross-country ski
Midwesterners find mugs with kittens on them charming instead of tacky.
by flapjack123 December 16, 2010
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modest mouse

a mouse who refrains from shaving any or all of its fur.
by bigposerhead December 1, 2004
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Melissa Midwest

An uber hot Internet porn star, web developer, model from Lincoln, NE. She got really famous after being arrested on frivolous charges by the police in her home town based on photos she took. She has made three DVDs, and posed for mags like Hustler, Playboy, FHM and Perfect 10. She has worked with many other stars, but most often works with Adrienne Manning, (aka Sweet Adri, Hot Adri) and Jacqueline McKee (aka Foxy Jackie). She also makes personal DVDs for anyone who would like one where she does a 3-minute strip tease while talking to you. She makes appearances in and around Lincoln, NE and does private parties.
Melissa Midwest is so hot, I had a wet dream last night after I visited her site.
by Jon-E Cage March 5, 2009
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