Almost anybody who pilots a BattleMech. There are a some n00bs out there who think they are Mechwarriors, but they ain't! They wind up smok'n wrecks not long out of the spawn. It takes a real Mechwarrior to take down a 100 ton Dashi with a 45 ton Shaddowcat.
by Mech Driver October 7, 2005
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Quantum Handjob Mechanics describes the time evolution of physical systems via a mathematical structure called the Cum Function. The Cum Function encapsulates the probability that an orgasm is to be reached in a given state at a given time.
Quantum Handjob Mechanics is closely intertwined with the Hymenberg Uncertainty Principle, which relates the fundamental principle that it is impossible to simultaneously measure the present proximity to an orgasm while "determining" the future momentum of a subsequent orgasm with an arbitrary degree of accuracy and certainty.
Quantum Handjob Mechanics describes the time evolution of physical systems via a mathematical structure called the Cum Function. The Cum Function encapsulates the probability that an orgasm is to be reached in a given state at a given time.
Quantum Handjob Mechanics is closely intertwined with the Hymenberg Uncertainty Principle, which relates the fundamental principle that it is impossible to simultaneously measure the present proximity to an orgasm while "determining" the future momentum of a subsequent orgasm with an arbitrary degree of accuracy and certainty.
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Making liberal use of vibrators, dildos, anal beads and other sexual devices to make a woman come to orgasm. Used by women in place of a partner, or by a man to a woman because he is too lazy, too stupid or too selfish to do it himself.
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