Crystal Math

When someone smokes crystal meth and then does their math homework.

When the teacher asked little Timmy how he got his homework done so fast, Timmy replied,

"I went home and did some crystal math."

by PepPep98 May 6, 2011

Math Murderer

Murders Math. Pun of "Cereal Killer". Moderator of GameFAQs Message boards.

OMG Math Murderer teh modd0rzed me!!!!

by KtC August 12, 2003

Matej

A foreigner in all countries, besides his own. Has a delicious accent. Obsessed with the color green and Star Wars. Ginormous nerd. Abnormally smart and ridiculously good looking.

Hey, what are you doing?
Talking like a Matej with a completely sexy accent you're jealous of

by Wilma Abraham January 7, 2012

math ninja

–noun, plural -ja, -jas. a member of a modern society of mathematical agents, highly trained in stealth calculatons and number theory, who are hired for covert purposes ranging from solving the worlds problems to passing on their skills to the next generation.

Mr. Harris is a math ninja.

by KSignell February 6, 2010

math stud

a nerd with a cock that grows from x-to-z and gives x-to-c

a typical math stud has a big head

by knitwitted March 7, 2010

Math dick

Being able to solve high level math problems in minutes

Peter's math dick is so huge he solved that equation in 20 seconds

by Zackery Cash May 28, 2012

math digger

when someone uses you just for your high intelligence and skills in math

Steve: Jobs "She only talks to me when she needs some help in math"
Bob Marley: "What a fakin math digger-mon Rasta fasa fuck these hoes"

by chill pinoy May 2, 2016