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Martoon

Someone undesirable, unwelcome or not socially accepted.
Get away from me you martoon!
by TheLowTaperFade January 14, 2026
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The Marrooness

The term used to describe any Scotch College rugby union team. Generally used when belittling or ripping on the opposition
The Marrooness is gonna crush you bastards into an infinently dense singularity.
by Rugby Man 101 May 30, 2008
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go marconi

A phrase decribing the change in senior employee behaviour.
When older/senior employees, who have worked in one company/location for most of their working lives, adopt shakespeare's second childishness in the truest sense, and reduce to toddlers in the playground. It normally is characterised when they are merged, or taken over.

Cause: Employees who have been in one comapny too long, way too long, and do not have a clue of the working world outside of their office cubicle of 15+ years.

Symptoms: General rebellion with no apprant reason. Broken urinals, cisterns, degrading scribbling/graffiti on company pemises/walls sometimes seen.

Cure: Fire them/spank them.

First seen in Marconi in Beeston in 2006, when they were taken over by Ericsson.
Well the company wants to introduce a more efficient way of doing things. It's much better than the old way of doing things.
I hope the employees don't go Marconi on us.
by Pensive- February 19, 2009
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Making Maroon

The act of unprotected anal sex where faecal matter is left on the penis, which is then inserted into/ slapped against an open wound on any part of the body. The wound can either be pre-existing or inflicted on your partner(s).

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead
"Hey babe, do you wanna try 'Making Maroon' tonight?"
by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024
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Mojo Maroon’s

also referred to as “Mojo’s” or “Jo’s”, it is your destination for the typical degenerate. Shitty liquor drinks and shitters flock by the hundreds. An excellent place to get black out and sack some turdass. Hail State. Fuck Ole Miss.
bro i just bombed my final, lets go get black out at Mojo Maroon’s.
by bulldogginurmom27 June 12, 2024
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