Manpons

Like tampons but made for men when they are "men"struating. They place them up their arse for about 3 weeks out of 4. Makes them feel more confident and can get on with tasks such as roller blading, wind surfing and the like. Manpons do not stop men from being grumpy though.

Girl: "FFS, are you STILL on your period, you are soooo grumpy"
Boy: Yeah, so what??
Girl: I'd better go and get you some Manpons then. You can then go roller blading for a bit and cheer the fuck up"

by Unbearable Muriel January 25, 2011

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when a dude gets his meriod (man period) he puts in a manpon. yes they do exist

Guy 1: " dude are you on your meriod or something? put in one of ur fricking manpons"
Guy 2: "stfu"

by kaseyworthmeyer May 31, 2015

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MANPRECIATE

What you need to do when your man does an ordinary task but needs WAY too much praise. Or a trophy.

Him: didn't you notice I swept the floor?
Her: oh, thanks.
Him: I mean, it was so gross and I wanted to help you out. I thought you'd be happy...
Her: thank you so much honey! I really MANPRECIATE all you do to help around the house! You're amazing! Gold star!

by Kristigrace August 15, 2017

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Manpeating

When a dude repeats an idea, joke ,or sick burn that a woman just said only- louder, and takes credit.

Jake just keeps manpeating everything I say in meetings and throwing himself at Jonathan for an invite to the rich dork poker game.

by Conscious Koala April 7, 2020

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Manplain

Not to be confused with mansplained but similar in notion. Manplaining is when a man steps in for a woman to complain on her behalf despite the fact that it is either unnecessary, over the top, and particularly not his fight.

When a young man slightly bumped into Jill in aisle 3 of the supermarket David quickly manplained rebuking the young man in a rather loud manner resulting in a "major scene" despite the fact that the man nor Jill for that matter deemed the the slight contact worthy of any type of verbal exchange.

by Dr. Glayvine March 20, 2021

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