Magnum

40oz bottle of malt liquor

they only had only enough magnums to get me drunk

by mikey magnum February 13, 2009

.44 Magnum

The most badass hand cannon ever. Your enemies shit themselves when you hold this gat to their face.

This is the .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and could blow your head clean off.


---Clint

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

Magnum

a nickname that really lame dickwads try to give themselves because they think it makes them sound cool, or they think it fools chicks into thinking that they have a big penis, when in all actuality, they probably have the tiniest choad you've ever seen.

Guy #1: Can you believe Billy wants us to call him Magnum?

Guy #2: What a little choad! That grundle troll is annoying as fuck.

Guy #1: Yeah, I know what you mean. I wonder if he asked his manager at T.G.I.Friday's if he could put "Magnum" on his name tag.

by Edsantry February 11, 2007

magnum

Erick Zoolander's newest look.
Can stop ninja stars.

It's magnum!

by Hans February 5, 2004

malnutritioned

Malnourished, underfed.

"Miss, I poor. I malnutritioned."

by andy919 April 23, 2007

mancunny

Mans orifice, commonly used for poostabbing. This could be the backpussy (or ansu), or could be a post-op tranny with a for real cunzo.

He/she has a gaping mancunny.

by deexm July 7, 2003

Mancunistan

The name given to a community of Manchester United fans. Mainly used by Persian and Pakistani football fans (that is true, not a racial slur). Sometimes said as "Republic of Mancunistan". A person belonging to this community is a 'Mancunistani'.

Person 1: He's a citizen of the republic of mancunistan.
Person 2: Oh, so he's a Mancunistani?
Person 1: Yeah.

by Atashe'gol December 29, 2008