mandi

When someone is acting like a drunken, anorexic, abusive, inconsiderate, compulsive lying, psycho bitch.

Action: getting drunk and beating up your boyfriend then playing the victim.

response: Why are you being such a mandi?

by not mandi August 21, 2007

MacDiver

Any item or combination thereof that can be used as a dildo in an emergency situation.

During my business trip I was lacking my vibrating jello whip, therefore I had to devise a Macdiverr plan and use freshly slain goats spleen.

by Another Will and Clint Production June 29, 2006

Mandingoed

To get mandingoed is to get hit in the balls.

It works off of the term 'mandingo' to mean somebody with a huge penis and also the type of fighting portrayed in the film 'Django Unchained'.

Ouch, my balls. Dan just mandingoed me.

There goes my chances of having kids, I got just mandingoed

by Keggerz February 13, 2013

Mandingled

Getting white-boy wasted.

'Ahh Jack im getting so fucking mandingled tonight brah!'

by JackTaylorLovesDingles January 12, 2014

Mandingus

Male african with small penis

Look at that mandingus

by Nubmanjones May 15, 2018

Maldives

some island country with nice beaches and a gang and drug problem that's not seen by tourists.

John:Did you know my country is pulling a maldives?
Jack:No i didnt.

by kazuwan May 5, 2021

DIRTY Mandi

A dirty Mandi is where you take a dump in between the mattress and box spring than have rough and wild sex on said bed.

Yo. You hear what Tom did last night? He dirty Mandied Chad's bed.

by Dudelicker February 13, 2019