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Malia

a hellish, wrathful goddess of Hawaiian lore bent on world destruction in order to force a new age of peace for society. Similar to the hindu deities Kali-ma or Shiva.
The Earth quaked under the vengeful wrath of Malia.
by dharmagurl December 9, 2008
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drop off sasha and malia at the pool

drop off a deuce---pinch a piping hot one. Dropping off the kids at the 'White House.'
Taking a dump.
I've got to drop off sasha and malia at the pool and then also take a mean piss.
by Ian Strazky January 20, 2009
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malexico

umbrella term for cheap products manufatured in third world countries. combination of mexico and malaysia.
a- Hey where was that t-shirt maid?
b- I dont know? probably from malexico.
by dunkfunk October 22, 2006
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Mali

Mali is Thai for flowering beauty!!

Mali is funny, beautiful, kind and a very thoughtful girl.
She is sports mad and loves a challenge.
She is the sweetest girl who loves being up to date with all the trends.
She is an animal and music lover.
She brings calm and reassurance.
She always thinks of others and she is my most favourite person.
Mali is an awesome Gymnast
Mali wrote a very thoughtful letter today
by Anna 1980 November 24, 2019
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Malibu

To perform the Malibu a person must insert there pinky finger into the anal cavity while using there thumb to stimulate the clitoris. As the thumb reaches maximum velocity it is recomended that the user states enthusiastically "Sweeeeeeeeet!" This move is energetic and entertaining for both partners and while similar to the ever popular "shocker" its complete and utter disregard for the vagina keeps the body guessing. Named and inspired by the Greatest American Gladiator to ever tease a mane of fabulous blonde hair, Malibu, we hope you enjoy this amazing new move!!
(Girl to all her friends the next day)

"Gary totally gave me the most excellent Malibu of my life last night! And I'm fine today!"
by Nick Shattuck September 18, 2007
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Malibu Barbie

A women over 40 who is down with the trends, witty, and has a great tan and tight body. Has a confident and special walk about her. Both girls and guys usually turn their heads to see a Malibu Barbie.

Typically has blond hair, is flirtatious, and has clothes made to order that are shipped to her office instead of her home.

Las Vegas is a typical destination for a Malibu Barbie.
"That Candace is my Malibu Barbie."
"You got to love that Malibu Barbie."
"Wow, this place is full of Malibu Barbie's."
by Anonymous People July 27, 2006
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Malice Green Monster

the Green Monster with optional 24 inch extension...increasing total length to 5 feet

often paired with the Liberty Bowl to increase bowl life

named in honor of malice green: black guy who recieved an unnecessary beat-down from the DPD

the Malice Green Monster was reserved for the most expert/stupid of tokers. one was considered legendary if he/she was able to clear it without coughing afterwards (snoman signature cough did not count)

unuseable alone due to extreme length, until it was discovered the a fireplace match between the toes would work well
"Time for some Malice Green Monster!"
"eat shit duud, I'm cashed out"
"Pussy!"
"Fuck Off!"
"doob?"
"koo"
by GAR February 5, 2004
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