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The Matador

When your having sex doggystyle and you ram your partners head into the headboard or wall so hard it knocks them out. You then throw the covers over their head and scream Olé!
My wife got me a tie for my birthday so I gave her The Matador later that night.
by CLIckAble August 19, 2016
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Soft Maledom

The correct subversion of just Maledom.

This is when in a relationship, there is a man (the dominant) that takes the sexual lead and responsability with his sub (the submisive) who is more commonly a woman, altought this also aplies to gay people and even others.

Of course, as the "Soft" sugest, this relationship is not focused on been abusive nor humilliating. Is about psychology, is natural for men to have fantasies and desires of been big, strong, and powerfull. And viceversa with women, who commonly depicts thelselfs as smol beans who wants hugs and kisses.

Sexually, this is traslated like this: The male takes pleasure in organizing and making love to his sub, feeling his masculinity and power reafirm. And the sub takes pleasure in been protected, cared and satisfing his doms needs.

A very important component of this is Safe, Sane, and Consensual (SSC) where both parties are having sex with protection or while take any safetly precaution, both the male and his sub and completly aware and conscient of what are they doing, and when they both give explicit permits to play with their bodies.

Bonus points if the guy is very insecure about himself and the sub is very bratty and hornier that him!
Wife: "BABY PLEASE SLAM MY HEAD INTO THE WALL AND DESTROY MY SMALL PUSSY PLEASE MAKE ME YOUR FUCKTOY PLEASEEEEE DOMINATE ME!"
Husband: "No! You are my wife and i love you! I will gently foreplay you until you are ready for piv, them we will have sex and YOU WILL ENJOY IT AND I WILL NOT HURT YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
Wife: "NYAAAAA! YOUR MERCFULL SOFT MALEDOM JUST MAKES ME MORE WET AAAAAAA!"
by Fgyjt June 6, 2023
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Magadonian

Individials battling a lifetime of erectile dysfunctionand and shame (impotence). Often coupled with overwhelming insecurity due to their inability to produce or maintain an erection. Most often referred to as “incels”.
I’m a proud Magadonian! Now excuse me, I need to go refill my cialis prescription.
by John-Barron June 2, 2023
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MAGADONIAN

Look the magadonian will not do anything with out the blessing of the king.

The MAGADONIANS will take this hill at all cost.

The MAGADONIANS are blind to the what will be when Trump is no more.
by WisconsinPerson June 2, 2023
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Mamadoo

A term of endearment for stay at home moms. Also, a term for pregnant multi-tasking types.
That Mrs. Duggar is a freakin mamadoo!

Or

What's up mamadoo? What did you do with the kids today?
by Appian July 21, 2009
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malapoopism

an act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, esp. by the confusion of words that illustrate that you are full of crap.
"All human beings begin their life as feces," is one of Bush's most famous malapoopisms.
by Thann January 21, 2007
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maradona

i've done all the stuffs he did and more. hand-of-god goal, beating-5-players goal, you name it, i've done it. i am yet to snort cocaine though. maradona who?
by Lionel Messi January 14, 2008
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