magic

My other answer to everything.

Peson: How... did you get up there?
Me: Magic
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Person: HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND THAT?
Me: Magic
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Teacher: How did you get a perfect score on the test? You're either sleeping or talking in class and you've never ONCE done your homework.
Me: Magic.
Teacher:...
Me: What did you want me to say? Brain steroids??

by Violetownz January 18, 2008

maeci

a girl that is a badass

maeci is such a badass

by unicorn nuts January 30, 2017

Magic Conch (Sex Position)

You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.

Oh Magic Conch (Sex Position) could i eat this super delicous ass ?

"yes"

"OH BOY!".

by Faeiju October 12, 2019

spit magic

To really flirt or hit on a girl

Peyton is spitting magic at Hannah

David go spit magic at Mercedes

Zach spit his magic all over Vania like a wizard

by Papa Pimp Mcnasty December 26, 2010

Magic Jack

The art of performing oral sex or a hand-job to sleeping man without causing him to wake. A proper magic jack should involve clean-up as well, leaving the reciepient all but unknowing of the night's transgressions.

I woke up feeling great this morning, even after 16 Budweisers and a handle of Beam. On cloud nine all day, couldn't figure it out. Then my girl told me she magic jacked me after I passed out last night! Mystery solved!

by Beatsauce June 5, 2009

Indigo Magic

Occurs when a man masturbates too much, and causes his penis to turn a blueish indigo and start to bleed

Aaron masturbated so much last night he thinks he has Indigo magic.

by Zawerni December 31, 2009

Magic 8 Ball

The magic 8 ball is a sphere shaped contraption that has a many sided die in the center which gives answers to many yes or no questions. Inside the Magic 8 Ball is a liquid, which contains a lost soul. This soul is what tells the die what answer to give you.

~Ask the magic 8 ball if we will win our soccer game tonight.
-It says, "My signs point to yes."

by StefenVenn November 5, 2006