put paper in the copy machine

Code word for having sex. Especially sex in a school or office environment.

Shelly is about to go put paper in the copy machine with John.

by gussyvanpuglestine September 10, 2014

machine gun masturbation

To masturbate even after you've ejaculated.

Derek couldn't stop masturbating, thus commiting machine gun masturbation.

by B ryan October 6, 2006

Macintard

A person who believes that Apple Inc. is the be-all and end-all of computer-related technology; one who refuses to acknowledge the fact that Apple products are still imperfect despite their slightly more friendly user interface.

John: Greg just lied to my face and told me that his new iPad had Flash support.

Matt: Yesterday he told me that the only version of Microsoft Office he would use is the one installed on his iMac.

John: What a Macintard.

by McDBHS February 28, 2011

vending machine kid

A large group of freaks, emos, and other untouchables that try to post at or around vending machines but fail. they wear so much eyeliner that they look like raccoons, and also enjoy being overly violent and loud for no reason what so ever. They are look down upon by the rest of humanity and have no future, exept to be old cat ladys. it is fair to say that a vending machine kid is an anti wall kid. they are not athletes and dont get any poon.

vending machine kid: why do i like insane clown posse so much?

wall kid: because your a freak!

vending machine kid: o ya... will you be my friend?

wall kid: no

by solidguyger March 14, 2011

(the) vending machine

the name you give someone after they inadvertently or purposely drink a quarter during a drinking game.

"Yo, Matt...you drank a quarter?? You're like a vending machine...like (the) vending machine, THE VENDING MACHINE!!"

by UkeDaMan March 19, 2010

Polish Washing Machine

When a man sticks his head up a woman's ass and she spins around in a circle.

The man stuck his head up the woman's ass and she began to spin around like a polish washing machine.

by Barkybarky January 3, 2015

STD Vending Machine

A person, generally a female, who has had so much sex that she dispenses STDs. Only after a man has paid in penis. Also see whorebag, slut, and hooker

That girl has had so much sex, she is an STD Vending Machine.

by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004